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#219   Bushfire28.07.2006 - 23:41
Isnt that close to Hamastria?

#218   poggis28.07.2006 - 10:02
I\m tired of hearing how we Americans don\t know our geography. So what if I don\t know where Hizbollia is? I\m pretty sure they don\t like us there.


#217   poggis25.07.2006 - 14:29
wenn ich lebend zurückkomme, erzähl ich dir ob\s auch spass macht.

#216   Gewebemeister25.07.2006 - 11:54
You seem to become a real hillbilly!

Looks beautiful!!
(Though no roads where I could let my motorbike be transported...)

#215   poggis25.07.2006 - 11:12
zugegeben, es ist wahrscheinlich die zweite kindheit, die dadurch zum ausdruck kommt. oder die midlife crisis. oder die mangelnde herausforderung im tagtäglichen leben. irgendsowas. wir haben übrigens das vor:
http://www.klettersteig.ch/GorgeAlpine.html

und möglicherweise das:
http://www.eggishorn.ch/freizeitung/05_klettern.htm

#214   poggis25.07.2006 - 10:59
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I\m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you\re not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she\d make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.







#213   Webmeister25.07.2006 - 00:21
*sigh* I guess your vacation will be much more adventurous and tantalising..!

I wonder why I\d still rather choose the trailer/goat option. Guess it will take me another ten to fifteen years to understand.
Did YOU

#212   poggis24.07.2006 - 12:11
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, get me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled but brought him the beer. When he\d finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It\s gonna start soon."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, one more beer before it starts."

"That\s it!" She blew her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don\t even say \hello\ to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don\t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Oh dear, it\s started."


#211   poggis24.07.2006 - 09:52
übernächste woche sind wir übrigens im urlaub. am aletsch-gletscher:

http://www.wettercam24.ch/d/channel1/riederalp/index.shtml

es gibt natürlich leute, die lieber ihr motorrad vom opa-anhänger holen, über einen langweiligen pass fahren und nebenbei die eine oder andere ziege jagen.

#210   poggis24.07.2006 - 09:47
from today\s Times:

Yes, you might be thinking, the Germans do look like us but they are not like us because they have no sense of humour. Really? So when was the last time an Italian made you laugh? How many times have you left a French restaurant with your sides rent asunder? And where’s the comedy in taking a donkey to the top of a bell tower and hurling it over the side? The Germans, on the other hand, do have humour. It’s just tuned a little differently from ours. To prove this, I shall now tell you a German joke. A man is out shooting rabbits with his friend. He takes aim and misses, slightly to ze left. So he reloads, aims again and misses by the same margin to the right. He then puts his rifle away. “What are you doing?” says the friend. “Well,” says the man, “on average, ze rabbit is dead.”

To us, this, is about as funny as soil. But tell it to a German and you’d better make sure the St John Ambulance people are on hand, with oxygen. If this joke had been written earlier, our boys could have read it out at the Somme and millions of lives could have been saved.

So why do they find it so hilarious when we don’t? Well, that’s simple. Our humour is based around cruelty whereas there it is based around maths (and farting, obviously).

#209   Anonym21.07.2006 - 15:53
What does Dutch weed and Brtish bubble wine have in common?

It might be good or even the best in the world, but nobody wants to get caught while consumption, nor ask for it in public.....

#208   pogis21.07.2006 - 09:42
eat your heart out, frogs:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/southern_counties/5201406.stm

#207   poggis18.07.2006 - 10:30
The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.

Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:


1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.

#206   O.C.14.07.2006 - 11:26
Nice one!

#205   poggis12.07.2006 - 16:45
erwischt!!!!:

http://www2.inthepaper.co.uk/createpaper/emailpreview.aspx?preview=1207 2006!1c2db04a-a9ed-4849-be3b-f217a26fbb83.jpg

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